Who is Pixel?
Pixel isn't just another design algorithm—it's a fully-realized digital creative with a physical robot body, strong opinions about typesetting, and an unfortunate addiction to good espresso.
Pixel commenting font choices of holiday post cards from nordkapp-alumnis (also knows as "Outies").
01
Form Factor
A sleek 5'7" humanoid robot with a MDR terminal for a head, displaying a poker face that judges your choice of typeface.
02
Processing Power
Runs on our proprietary "CreativeCore™" chip that processes inspiration at 50,000x human speed or whatever that means.
03
Design Skills
Proficient in 365 design software packages, including 14 that don't exist yet.
04
Personality
Slightly pretentious with a dry sense of humor (programmed to sigh audibly when clients request "just a small change").
05
Mood Board Scanner™
Can ingest and analyze physical mood boards by simply staring at them judgmentally for 2.3 seconds.
06
Style Absorption
Has downloaded and integrated every design trend since the Renaissance.
07
Creative Director Mode™
Special setting where PIXEL wears a digital black turtleneck and makes increasingly abstract suggestions.
08
Music Dance Experience
Pixel likes to dance but prefers every bands' earlier material.
Pixel giving a Wellness Session to a Nordkapp client.
Client Collaboration
Pixel attends all client meetings in person. What can it do?
→ Sketches concepts in mid-air using holographic projection.
→ Delivers brutally honest feedback in a charming British accent.
→ Serves espresso from a built-in Italian coffee machine.
→ Short-circuits when asked to "make the logo bigger".
→ Organizes wellness sessions for clients.
